Uncontested Divorce – A Legal Haiku

Today I provide
Some priceless information
At no cost to you

Divorce is costly
Not only financially:
Emotionally

Lawyers charge money
To argue on your behalf
We don’t work for free

If you can agree
On all substantial issues
Divorce can be cheap

Feelings can be saved
Good friendships can be salvaged
Your time is precious

Fight over money
That will just go to lawyers
Or share it fairly

If you have children
It’s even more essential
To limit conflict

Instead of working
Against your soon-to-be ex,
Meet in the middle

Make sure your divorce
Is an uncontested one
Let healing commence

A good attorney
For an example – myself
Facilitates this

We help get you on
The same page as your partner
Divorce quick, easy

Set an appointment
Get yourself a GOAT Divorce
Let’s figure it out

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